national park of pallet town

um hello anyone here
*starts getting bad feeling in gut*

(anonamously diglett dig diglett dig) hehehehe now to toy wit him i mean he broke my shitty creation yes i called the prototype e-trans shitty

.....*dragon it uses earth quake koing diglett and i walk on and then dissappear into a portal*

damn it >.<

*i am walking in the park when a kid comes up to me and asks me*are u a pokemon master

me:yea why

kid:i want to challenge u i am kantos champion

me:heh fine

kid:*throws out kidoking*ready^_^

me:*throws out jirachi*

ok jirachi uses meteor shower*she does and it nearly crushes kidoking and nearly ko's him*

*walks by* thats cruel

kid:nidoking use brick break!*he does and koes jirachi*O_O damn

*returns jirachi*high lvl r we eh

hahaha funny

*lets out my dragonite who chases u using dragon rage*

god damnit *is running*

hehe now that hes gone*throws out regigigas*

*is watching from above* damn it

*dragonite is still useing dragonrage then changes to flamethrower*

kid:ok nido king use brick break again*he does but it dont even phase regigigas*

regigigas use superpower*he soes and koes nidoking*

damn you *is running in circles to watch*

*about an hour later we are both down to our final pokemon and neo is still getting his ass burnt off*

me:*sends out luxray*ready

kid:*sends out blastoise*ready

*punches out dragonite* f***ing dragonite

*he grabs ur hand and squeezes*

me:ok luxray use electric eruption*he does and it does the same thing as last time it makes everything pulse with electricity*

*punches with my other hand* just die

*grabs the other hand and squeezes and uses thunder wave on u**ur paralized*

god damnit *is parilyzed*