Research Lab

*is in a sealed off room in Lab surrounded by strange equipment*
first I have to enter shaymins data signature that is given off by the pokedex(its info gives off a data frequency)
*hooks pokedex up to a machie*
computerized voice: dimentional portal acctivated
me: second place ultra ball on podeum and wait for girratina
*places ultra ball on podeum*
*Giratina comes through portal but is wild not controlled*
shit, back you go
*shoves girratina back through portal (dont ask how) but girattina rips off my right arm before it get shoved into portal*
F***

*is standing at dimentional portal machine again with a robotic arm (the arm houses two magnum 9mm guns, used only for protection, not fired at people only near)*
ok pokedex and ultra ball ready lets check the system
*runs debug programn and eliminates one glitch*
*giratina comes through portal but gets caught in ultra ball*
yes it worked
*picks up ultra ball with giratina inside and leaves*

*standing in front of cloning machine*
*inside tube is mew clone*
one more day till completion

*Walks inside being suspicious*

*pulls out both magnums and points them at you*
shit neo dont sneek up on me
*puts guns away*

sorry just my zzzzzz *is asleep while standing*

*shocks you with taser*
wake up and look at this
*points at clone tank*
in it is a mew clone

*punches you* asshole what have you done now

*pulls out one magnum 9mm*
watch it smartmouth

sorry but you woke me up i never should have that happen

*puts gun away*
wasnt loaded anyway

yeah whateva so your going well

aside from having a robotic arm. yeah I'm fine
I want you to meet my new pokemon
go giratina
*giratina comes out and almost bites your left arm off*
NO, bad giratina
*giratina stands by my side*

hmph you did not battle him i see good thing too *you see houndeon right beside me*

srry bout that
but he doesnt like you

*houndeon growls at giratina then returns*

*giratina does nothing*
*giratina returns*
BOOM
What was that
*clone tank is broken and mewtwo is in it*
no this wasnt ment to happen
*mewtwo runs off*
shit not good

this is what you get guess i should destroy the abommination

no dont
I think we should just leave it
someone will tame it
hopefully it wont be anyone bad
(kageryu or however its spelled. this is your chance. get better then you'll run into mewtwo)

whatever

*making modifications to robotic right arm*
*magnum 9mm guns are switch to one magnum 9mm and one long colt .45*
*p-15 spitfire(UZI)is on holster on side*

*has finished making poke armour*
(poke armour is a fusion between a trainer and their starter pokemon. Its like a robotic battle suit. At the moment only Infernape, Torterra, Empoleon, Pikachu, Lucario and Typhlosion are available)
(max usage time every hour (hour cooldown) is half an hour)

*Walks off going* for fucks sake jeez why me

*is walking around lab*
man I should stop trying to play god. but its soooo fun
*walks out*